The Inebriated Stapler
Innocent Category
  • The Stapler who gets drunk everytime when it staples
  • The stapler perhaps feels dizzy when he is manhandled and is forced to staple papers
Ruthless Category
  • The Stapler that loves to staple anything it sees

Homeless Category

  • Rusty old Stapler

Broken Category

  • Broken Stapler left in the darkness (somewhere inside a house)

I can't quite get a story into my head at the moment but I think if I put them in categories I guess could come up with a good conditional story later in the evening or by friday at the latest.